[Bloody Sam Roberts]

You forgot the Barf Alert.

[Tax-chick]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Is David Kahane married?

[Talisker]

“This just might be your big chance so drop whatever it is you’re doing and fire up Final Draft, because we’ve got to hurry.”

Gee, who's OBVIOUSLY, HAM-HANDEDLY missing from this screenplay? Hmm, lemme think a minute...

[chae]

Totally off-topic, but there was some conservative subtext in the Transformers movie.
Basically, Obama has a cameo in this movie, just to make sure we know it’s his administration. The bad guys set up their home base in Chicago, and actually use the phrase “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few”. And when they make terroristic threats, the government buckles like a belt.
Also, the military is portrayed in a great light, with the exception of the Homeland Security bureaucrat.

[Servant of the Cross]

Rick Perry ping. Hilarious satire by Kahane (Walsh). He obviously thinks Governor Perry casts a big shadow on the race though.