[irishtenor]

I just park my old pickup so close they can’t get in. I can get within an inch.

[Travis McGee]

Having solved all of the other crime problems in Seattle, the police have lots of free time to park “bait cars” over the lines of parking spaces.

Sheesh.

[GeronL]

He scratched them because they didn’t have Obama stickers probably

[tflabo]

Got the perfect job for him. Let’s see: Democrat, check. Lawyer, check. Scumbag, check. OK, he’s hired. Congratulations citizens: meet your newly minted Democrat politician.

[Bean Counter]

[Navy Patriot]

The court shoulda assessed him for the entire cost of the sting operation, also, payable to the private building security, as it was their operation.

[Fred Hayek]

In Minneapolis this is considered political free expression - as long as one is a Democrat.

[ExGeeEye]

second-degree malicious mischief, a felony

The bar for making a crime a "felony" (or, for that matter, an act a "crime") is way too low, IMHO.

[UnBubba]

John Travolta said it best in Pulp Fiction:

[The Cajun]

Parked a little over the line so this clown does thousands of dollars worth of damage to cars, I wish a victim would have caught him and quietly beaten the crap out of him.

Old school justice maybe, but effective.