There is no way I could live with an indoor cat because of the box of cat poop as a permanent fixture. It would not be ok in the worst room of my house. How anyone can tolerate live animals crapping in their kitchens is beyond my comprehension, but some people actually do keep litter boxes there.
If you love them so much, buy a farm and put them in the barn. They’d probably prefer it anyway.
So, I guess you have an outhouse instead of an indoor toilet to keep the "live creatures" from crapping in your house?
A cat will use the litterbox wherever it is placed........mine is in the basement. I'd rather clean out the litterbox every couple days or so than walk around the back yard picking up dog poops. And there's always the chance in stepping in it too...........