No arguing you two! We can see about a fancy-suit budget later. Let’s just make sure that Darks’s boots aren’t uff-dah anymore.
Don’t even *think* about correcting my spelling. The proper form of a possessive is the noun followed *in all cases* by apostrophe s. Nouns that end in “s” are no exception.
</pedantic old bat>
I'm bored. Now that the thread is all clean, wanna play chess or something?