Here is what I think happened.
Aliens from the planet Zanny abducted Caylee. The Alien from Zanny, code name "Moronbia", was actually a hideous looking creature assigned to Interplanetary Medical Exploration Unit 12B, fortunately the Zannies have cloaking devices that make them look like heavyset Hispanic women. This Alien's job was to kidnap Caylee and perform medical studies on her, then frame the mother.
Unfortunately, some on this thread would accept your proposition.
“fortunately the Zannies have cloaking devices that make them look like heavyset Hispanic women. This Alien’s job was to kidnap Caylee and perform medical studies on her, then frame the mother. “
Exactly. And they also wanted to test the tolerance of humans living in close quarters so they set up a drum set and had Zanny the Nanny play drums in the same style as Ricardo. I have in the past lived in many apartments and wondered why there were never any drumsets. It’s clearly because the aliens had not begun their tolerance tests of us humans.