I knew someone that lived in the Holiday Inn in Augsburg, GE. He had a ferret that loved to play on the balcony.
One day a thunderstorm was moving in when Mr Ferret was playing around the balcony. A thunderclap scared him and Mr Ferret had to quickly learn how to fly within the span of 20 stories.
My friend didn’t get a new ferret.
Sometimes humans go skydiving and the parachute doesn’t open right. Mr. Ferret was doing his thing, his way when the fickle finger of fate decided to zap him.
We all gotta go sometime.