Can you imagine the police constable who originally answered the phone?
“Hello, this is David Attenborough. I was minding my roses in the backyard, when I discovered a human skull.”
“Riiiiight. Tell me, “Mister Attenborough”, or should I say “Sir David”, have we had a bit to drink today?”
“No, really, this is David Attenborough! And this is a real human skull!”
“Look, you. I’ve had a hard enough day as it is. I don’t need some snockered yob telling me about ‘is skulls what’s in his backyard. If you keep this up, I’ll send a couple constables around to ‘ave some words with you!”
“Oh, good. When can I expect them?”
“Oh, sod.”
That would have been a good scene to have in Hot Fuzz.