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To: Scythian

Turn and run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour.

They are invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering.

Long ago in the russian hills,
A victorian explorer found the regal hogweed by a marsh,
He captured it and brought it home.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
He came home to london,
And made a present of the hogweed to the royal gardens at kew.

Waste no time!
They are approaching.
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some shelter
Strike by night!
They are defenceless.
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom.

Still they’re invincible,
Still they’re immune to all our herbicidal battering.

Fashionable country gentlemen had some cultivated wild gardens,
In which they innocently planted the giant hogweed throughout the land.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed,
Preparing for an onslaught, threatening the human race.

The dance of the giant hogweed

Mighty hogweed is avenged.
Human bodies soon will know our anger.
Kill them with your hogweed hairs
Heracleum mantegazziani

Giant hogweed lives


2 posted on 07/05/2011 10:13:49 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Save the planet, destroy the MSM)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTuJQL8GBqY


4 posted on 07/05/2011 10:14:44 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: EQAndyBuzz

It looks like Queen Ann’s Lace to me. And they say flowers the size of umbrella’s, on a plant? in New York? Not sure I believe that.


6 posted on 07/05/2011 10:15:09 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: EQAndyBuzz

The Return of the Giant Hogweed. Thanks much.


8 posted on 07/05/2011 10:15:37 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I swear I thought this thread had to be about another Genesis reunion!


14 posted on 07/05/2011 10:23:33 AM PDT by Hurricane Andrew (History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
Is it related to the English Triffid?

27 posted on 07/05/2011 11:10:26 AM PDT by Waverunner (I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
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