“Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there’s no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.” -Craig Ferguson
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GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian nation, land of the free and home of the brave.
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And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ
And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul,
The other for your freedom.