[Fightin Whitey]

There was a laddy named Crump
Cherished nothing so much as his rump
But then an old bag
In a ‘71 Stag
Hit the gas up his @$$ pump-pump-pump

[Revolting cat!]

There was a traffic Sgt. Justin Doll 
Investigating tragic poofter fall
The vehicle is safe to drive
He said, I did derive
The fault lay with the oldster moll