[Lazamataz]

I pound the whiskers in with a hammer and bite em off on the inside.

Wimp. I hold my face against a wood chipper.

[cripplecreek]

For a really clean shave, there’s always the gas grill method.

[paladin1_dcs]

Wimp. I hold my face against a wood chipper.

I'm disappointed in you Laz, I have enough control over my beard that it dares not grow without my permission. It started to get out of line once, but one good glare in the mirror was all it took. I've never had a problem since then.