Might I suggest that you see an expert about your vision impairment, which sadly, but apparently, is getting worse than you realize. :-)
Are you now, at the least, denouncing your false statements that Lindsay never went out, didn't know anybody, and was a "wooden", lumpen ( would that he had been! )piece of cardboard?
You put up two exceptions, and I didn’t say “all”, so you’ve proved nothing. I offered you the chance to post your own collection.