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Colbert ran a story about this guy the other night. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiqW1WspF5E and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOAFAo_yYn4 for some excerpts.
Posted on 06/24/2011 7:32:25 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
EVERYONE ANNOUNCES BID FOR PRESIDENT _______________________________________
The latest entry in the crowded field for the GOP nominee in 2012 is everyone. At a news conference held everywhere, everyone stated that he/she could fix the economy, bring peace and stability, inspire hope, and even if they slept through the entire four years, do a better job than the incumbent.
"The bar is low," said everyone. "In fact, it's on the ground. You just have to walk over it."
Everyone faces formidable hurdles. For one thing, the liberal-dominated media are against them. There are questions about their experience, which ranges from nothing to more than you can imagine. They are also seen as outsiders. One Democrat strategist said, "you would think everyone would know better than to challenge this president with his almost perfect record, good looks and did I mention we killed Osama bin Laden?"
This is one thing everyone may not need to do -- chances are that killing Osama bin Laden once will be sufficient.
Everyone also has a plan for global warming. "Start it up," said everyone. "Get it going real good, except of course in Texas where it already showed up."
This is expected to be a big vote-getter in the northern states and in the sizeable Canadian resident voting population.
"I can't wait for the debates," said everyone, "and the chance to show that I am better than Mitt Romney."
But the big test will come in New Hampshire. How will the voters in the primary react when they find a ballot with everyone's name on it? "Just pick one of us, that's all I ask," said everyone.
As funny as this may be, there's a lot of truth to this.
It’s no wonder that so many people are running for President. Almost anyone could do a better job than the present one.
You just have to walk
Why is everyone running when they (apparently) can walk? Your headline is misleading. Shame on you. teehee
That’s fine with me.
We could probably pick a random person out of the telephone directory and get a better president. (To paraphrase W. Buckley)
An orangutan would be an improvement.
Colbert ran a story about this guy the other night. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiqW1WspF5E and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOAFAo_yYn4 for some excerpts.
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