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David Schaff is the director of the Portland Water Bureau.


1 posted on 06/17/2011 9:00:52 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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“We don’t swim in your toilet so please don’t pee in our pool.”


37 posted on 06/17/2011 10:09:56 AM PDT by Razzz42
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I have spoke to lifeguards about some of this kinda stuff.
At one outdoor pool i have been to, some baby pooped in the
pool. They closed and drained the pool..OK fair enough...
But when I asked them about it , they said that there always
is a bit of fecal matter in the pool, cause everyone loses
a bit here and there...not to mention saliva/sweat/skin cells/
urine....so imagine a reservoir with birds,fish,worms, insects
pooping, peeing, oh my goodness, copulating nearby...
I just think the guy had to do it, cause otherwise he would
have to admit to all of the other stuff they let get into
it and don’t worry about....


40 posted on 06/17/2011 10:35:57 AM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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This reminds me of the pool scene in Caddy Shack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M

43 posted on 06/17/2011 11:16:41 AM PDT by mulebones
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The homosexual men in Portland are going, “What’s in this water? I’ve tasted this before. Maurice?”


48 posted on 06/17/2011 1:07:21 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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