IPCC 'considering sending mirrors to space to tackle climate change'

telegraph.co.uk ^ | JUne 16, 2011

[LibLieSlayer]

NASA is broke and they have become a muslim outreach agency anyway. Maybe they can eat some mirrors and bend over and blow it into orbit... because we sure as hell ain't paying to send them into low Earth orbit.

LLS

[neverdem]

Greenpeace influence seen in climate report(IPCC)

We don't have money to waste for all of this foolery when good science says there has been no recent warming, and it will probably cool.

“All three of these lines of research to point to the familiar sunspot cycle shutting down for a while.”

[dhs12345]

And guess which fools (US taxpayers) will be stuck with the tab for this boondoggle?

On the other hand....

...it might confuse space aliens who might be planning to take over our planet. Come to think of it, space aliens might be responsible for global warming. Maybe the IPCC can investigate it?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

As long as they get grants, they’ll do/say anything.

[pabianice]

They’ve also suggested spraying the sun with black paint, but I see that was omitted from the report.

[rfp1234]

O.K., and the next step will be to blast our Narcissist-in-Chief into space so he can admire himself in those mirrors.

[fireman15]

It sounds like some of the maroons actually believe their own propaganda.

[denydenydeny]

producing “lighter coloured” crops to reflect sunlight,

There are times when life is indistinguishable from an Onion parody.