The first through seventy-third smartest people in the world are all on my ping list. Together we form the "FreeRepublic Uber Mensa Society, Marching Band and Chowder Club." (Copyright/Patent Pending. Often Imitated, Never Duplicated, Batteries Not Included.)
You obviously would want to avail yourself of the benefits of membership in such an august group, but I have to tell you, we're quite selective. We've already turned down applications from numbers 76, 77, 78, 92 and 1,028 - (who never really stood a chance.) Let me introduce you to the Membership Committee Chairman -
There's also the matter of dues. You'll need $40,000USD, which must be obtained through means other than outright earning it.
To raise this cash, you have to beg on the streets of Delhi or Calcutta, or if you really have no pride or self-esteem whatever, you may ask for donations on your internet blogspot.