When I was a kid we were going through a line to see Roy Rogers horse Trigger, the idiot woman in front of us got her finger bit off by Trigger.
He just chewed it for awhile and spit it out.
Because that idiot got her finger bit off I didn’t get to meet Roy Rogers.
Wow! That’s almost better than actually meeting Roy.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2010-07-14-roy-rogers-horse_N.htm
“Roy always said, ‘When I’m dead, skin me and put me up on Trigger,’” she said. “It’s a famous quote. If he got his wish, he’d be up here for sale today.”
Hey Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?