[proud American in Canada]

one of his fans called @picknic11 who asked him: “My son is due soon. Do you think I should get him circumstanced? [sic]”

Why of course, when my husband and I made an important decision about our son, we should have consulted Russell Crowe. /s

[WayneS]

It's nice to know my family is not the only one which relies so heavily upon Russell Crowe's parenting advice. But I hope you never have to go through the pain my wife and I once endured as a result of NOT being able to avail ourselves of his wise counsel.

When my wife and I were trying to choose a school for our son, we couldn't reach Russell Crowe. He was in some third-world country or another shooting a movie or something. But we needed to decide where our little boy was going to go for his first year of school. So, and think for a moment how terrifying THIS was, We had to decide all by ourselves! Talk about scary stuff!

Anyway, that was almost 5 years ago, and our son is doing fine, but my wife and I both still suffer from the lasting effects of the sheer mental anguish we endured when we were not able to get Russell Crowe's input on such an important decision.

Do you think we have grounds for a lawsuit against Mr. Crowe?

;-)