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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: HKMk23

I used to have a Blazer with 15’s on it. used to love that sound!


941 posted on 07/22/2011 8:42:12 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Tax-chick

Jake probably wants something in return.


942 posted on 07/22/2011 9:05:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, his cape isn’t exactly a cape.
It is tangible solid seeming illusion.
Reality is, he’s not really wearing a cape.
It sorta appears and disappears.
When it appears, it slowly forms, looking as it does in the second image.


943 posted on 07/22/2011 9:30:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I see. A special-effects atmospheric sorta cape.


944 posted on 07/22/2011 10:38:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
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To: Darksheare
5 week basic training? For what? The Boy Scouts? :-)

Had I known boot camp for the Marines was going to be 13 weeks...

Nah... I still would have gone. ;-)

945 posted on 07/22/2011 10:52:02 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
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To: Dead Corpse

Good thing about Marine boot camp is that they never put you through that torment again.
Other services, well..
If you swap from Navy to Army they make you do boot camp all over again.


946 posted on 07/22/2011 11:42:16 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

Something like that, but it feels solid and real to anyone who happens to physically touch it.


947 posted on 07/22/2011 11:43:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Actually, it’d probably be good for me. I need to drop a few pounds...


948 posted on 07/22/2011 12:39:15 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
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To: Dead Corpse

Start walking. Fast! Take kelp pills. They help your thyroid. Next thing you know, you’re a sex god! (Um...to your wife, of course.)


949 posted on 07/22/2011 1:02:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face
Actually, I dusted off my Tae-bo DVD's. From all the knee joint cracking, it sounded like I was trying to pop popcorn...

Ain't nothing wrong with my libido. :-)

950 posted on 07/22/2011 1:04:23 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
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To: Dead Corpse

You might show a net GAIN in weight from muscle increase.


951 posted on 07/22/2011 1:08:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
Yeah... more muscle, that's what I need. :-|

19" arms and a 52" chest on a 5' 10" frame looks weird enough already.

Trying to lean up a bit. Deep chest and broad shoulders are ok, but my mid-section needs to be thinned out...

One really big mistake I made when lifting heavy was doing situps on a decline bench with a pair of Olympic 45's held across my chest. Made my midsection stronger for doing heavy lifts, but also beefed up the belly... Which I REALLY didn't need.

Haven't lifted heavy since we moved back up here. Not at all in the last year. Put on a bit of flab that I now need to lose.

At least Billy Blanks doesn't make me wanna kill people like the Jane Fonda videos seem to do...

952 posted on 07/22/2011 1:13:43 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
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To: Dead Corpse

Well, with the onset of Baby Three, I hardly think your libido is in question! LOL!

However, exercise is good, and walking (swimming) are excellent ways to keep the fat away from your door.

(Don’t give up anything important, like Captain Morgan and Guinness...)


953 posted on 07/22/2011 1:38:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Dead Corpse

At my max I weighed 135.
The missus complained.
I got mono in 1997, dropped weight l;ike a rock to 110 if I was lucky.
Just recently started gaining weight above 110.
But... I’m going to be doing computer IT stuff.
What a change, artillery to computer IT.
*whoo boy*


954 posted on 07/22/2011 1:44:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

We’ll ask that you be searched for any edible contriband if you gain more than 20 pounds....

;o]


955 posted on 07/22/2011 3:27:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: ColdOne; Monkey Face

In the mountains. I finally get it. :-)


956 posted on 07/22/2011 4:57:00 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face
In the mountains. I finally get it. :-)LOL!
957 posted on 07/22/2011 5:58:14 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ColdOne; fanfan; Monkey Face
"In the mountains. I finally get it." :-)LOL!

Privacy is notably lacking when one is on vacation.

958 posted on 07/22/2011 6:25:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; ThomasThomas; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth; Darksheare; ...

959 posted on 07/23/2011 3:37:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
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To: Tax-chick; FRiends; folks; All
BREAKING NEWS!! The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-wah with Dr. Sniffle. Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin.

Just fount this on my facebook page. I like it!

960 posted on 07/23/2011 6:31:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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