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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick
Getting ready for moving day, I see.
I got my new obnoxious yellow keyboardss! Yay!
861
posted on
07/20/2011 8:21:39 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
To: LibreOuMort
862
posted on
07/20/2011 8:22:42 AM PDT
by
Anoreth
(Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Okay. It must be the heat. I can’t take it anymore. I finally had to click on this thread.
863
posted on
07/20/2011 8:26:49 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Forget a third party. We need a second one.)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Darksheare; fanfan
864
posted on
07/20/2011 8:29:18 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: mewzilla
865
posted on
07/20/2011 8:33:07 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Forget a third party. We need a second one.)
To: Cyber Liberty
I hope they work well. Since Darksheare is going to be away, I am attempting to organize the move.
866
posted on
07/20/2011 8:56:51 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Darksheare
True. But do you know WHERE you will set them up?
Still, to sign up is an act of bravery in itself. You did it once. You don’t have to do it again.
I’m getting a migraine, and can’t see what I’m saying so I need to quit while I still have eyes.
867
posted on
07/20/2011 9:11:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
Don’t worry. Folks are lining up to criticize you if you blow it.
;^)
868
posted on
07/20/2011 9:11:59 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
To: Monkey Face
You should try out one of these keyboards I just got. The letters are HUGE... like twice normal size. And the keys are bright yellow. It’s a bit strange to get used to....
869
posted on
07/20/2011 9:14:29 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
To: Cyber Liberty
I would but all I have is a laptop. Still, it would be a good gift for a person in denial about his/her age...
870
posted on
07/20/2011 9:22:25 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Cyber Liberty
Folks are lining up to criticize you if you blow it. Golly, that sounds just like home!
871
posted on
07/20/2011 9:57:18 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Monkey Face
You can hook up a full-size keyboard to the laptop, if you have the correct widgety cable.
“Are you a baby?” I said to Frank as I took him to bed.
“Nooooo.”
“Are you a boy?”
“Noooooo.”
“What are you?”
“It’s a Fraaaaank. It’s sumpin’ strange!”
872
posted on
07/20/2011 10:16:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: mewzilla
LOL.
Welcome to the current Undead Thread where we are at the moment highlighting the absurdity of mustelidae as weapons.
Next month we may be highlighting a different subject, we haven’t exactly decided yet.
873
posted on
07/20/2011 10:43:47 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: ColdOne; Anoreth; Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
874
posted on
07/20/2011 10:46:47 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Dang, that’s an evil kitteh face!
If you drop me a note with your address at Fort Whatsis, when you’ve got one, I’ll send you cheerful cards and magazine articles regularly. (I’m sure you like “Cat Fancy” ;-) Anoreth got mail every day at CG Basic.
875
posted on
07/20/2011 10:49:41 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Tax-chick
I’ll be at Fort Gordon Georgia.
No need to send me magazines, I’ll probably be very busy.
876
posted on
07/20/2011 11:03:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Anoreth was in rehab for several weeks.
Anyway, we don’t want you to feel alone.
877
posted on
07/20/2011 11:05:04 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Tax-chick
878
posted on
07/20/2011 11:09:27 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
I thought I was going to die laughing at Frank’s explanation of things. But even so, I knew it before it happened! LOL!
879
posted on
07/20/2011 3:25:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Darksheare; DJ MacWoW; Darkchylde
We love you, Darks!
We will expect updates from the Mom or the Sis..(Please?)
880
posted on
07/20/2011 3:27:42 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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