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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; fanfan; NicknamedBob; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; ...
541
posted on
07/12/2011 3:07:02 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes...
542
posted on
07/12/2011 5:45:59 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: NicknamedBob
I had to move a wood pile last night. 7' sections of log up to 16" in diameter.
I have a slight twinge in my back this morning. Less a pain and more of a general ache of muscles pushed just a tad too far.
Er...
Just trying to commiserate to lesson your own discomfort.
:-)
543
posted on
07/12/2011 5:50:40 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Dead Corpse
Building a frontier fort?
544
posted on
07/12/2011 5:55:07 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: NicknamedBob; fanfan
Don’t look at me. I don’t gamble. Nor do I collect people hands...
545
posted on
07/12/2011 6:02:42 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Tax-chick
Septic tank. They needed to take down one of my Ash trees.
546
posted on
07/12/2011 6:25:36 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Dead Corpse
Oh, too bad. Maybe a retaining wall ... sink the piles a foot deep, add topsoil behind ...
547
posted on
07/12/2011 7:07:05 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Dead Corpse
Yah! That was my count, too! LOL!
548
posted on
07/12/2011 7:14:38 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
Nothing in yesterday’s mail. I’ll check again tomorrow or Thursday. If it isn’t here by then, I’ll let you know.
The walk wasn’t too bad this morning. It was dark when I left, and 80 degress, but the humidity was down to 20%, and is probably lower by now. Yesterday afternoon, we were down to 9%, so we’ve been given a small break in the monsoons.
549
posted on
07/12/2011 7:19:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Drat, that’s a whole week. I put a stamp on it!
Yes, let me know, and I’ll resend.
550
posted on
07/12/2011 7:29:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
I’m going to go later tomorrow, I think, as I want to time it so I can get a haircut. The place doesn’t open until 9:00 AM, so that puts me back home at 11:00. UGH!
(My kingdom for a horse!)
551
posted on
07/12/2011 8:15:23 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
I’d need 20’ trunks. Sink ‘em 8’ deep, two runs, 3-4’ apart. Fill the center section with sand, gravel, and rock. Banded iron portcullis with a couple of Rock Trolls slaved to the opening mechanism...
552
posted on
07/12/2011 8:16:01 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Monkey Face
Hat tip to Adam’s Family. Gomez’s vault combination. ;-)
553
posted on
07/12/2011 8:21:15 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Dead Corpse
Obviously you’re planning to retain something bigger than what I had in mind. I was thinking of a dwarf blue spruce.
554
posted on
07/12/2011 8:23:39 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Dead Corpse
Adams Family was so campy. I could do without the laugh tracks, though.
555
posted on
07/12/2011 8:49:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare
Howdy. 103F here yesterday. At home it was 80F!
556
posted on
07/12/2011 9:39:27 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Tax-chick
Just a tad bigger...
557
posted on
07/12/2011 9:45:53 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
That cat from Star Trek with Gary 7.
558
posted on
07/12/2011 10:14:58 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: ColdOne
I don’t mind the heat, but AR has air you can drink and water you can’t. I seldom go in the summer. It reminds me too much of IL, MO and SD. Ick!!
How are you feeling these days?
559
posted on
07/12/2011 12:10:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
I have been feeling good. You?
560
posted on
07/12/2011 12:12:15 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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