Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[fanfan]

Aww geeze TC. That’s sad.

It may have been that this snake’s purpose was to teach Tom about responsibility. Hopefully it’ll take. :-)

Kids should come with a warning sign: “Please be patient. God isn’t finished with me yet.”

[fanfan]

LOL Darks!

I grew up on that show! I wanted to be Spock.

[Darksheare]

Notice that Spock keeps his mouth shut after warning them about the rocking chair.
He’s just standing there with one eyebrow up while everyone else acts like the rocking chair isn’t there.

[fanfan]

e·vis·cer·ate

At first I read it as evict, then I had to look up e·vis·cer·ate, and I’d rather be evicted, LOL!!!

[Darksheare]

Deflagrated by intense mom eye beams.

[Monkey Face]

My mother used to call it “The Whammy” and it was very effective!

[Tax-chick]

I’ve chewed him out in a gentle, deadly tone. I know he feels terrible; hopefully he’ll continue to feel terrible for quite a while.

I have to spray the chameleon and the anoles for them to drink. Nobody else (including the adult who bought them) will do it unless I remind them. /rant

[Darksheare]

Show them what angry chameleon looks like.

[Tax-chick]

The chameleon is scary when she’s mad. She turns a furious shade of salmon, opens her mouth extremely wide, and dribbles nasty-looking slime like something in a zombie movie.

[Darksheare]

Oh, she does that sticky drool thing?

[ThomasThomas]

Doesn’t sound like the friendly chameleons of song and folk lore.

[fanfan]

He’s just standing there with one eyebrow up while everyone else acts like the rocking chair isn’t there.

I spend a fair amount of time doing that.

[Darksheare]

..same here..

[NicknamedBob]

"At first I read it as evict, then I had to look up e·vis·cer·ate, and I’d rather be evicted, LOL!!!"

It doesn't take any guts to get evicted.

"They can take our lives, but they can't take away our ... ability to be eviscerated!"

[Tax-chick]

True, because we can eviscerate you post-mortem, if we feel we must.

[NicknamedBob]

And if you feel you must, I’d prefer it that way.

I think there should be limits to introspection.

[Dead Corpse]

Novel navel gazing by novice Naval newbies.

Interspection? Interredspection? Intraspection?

Or is it all speculation?

[HKMk23]

Yeahbut the single arched eyebrow is not at all complete without the requisite verbalization...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFods1KSWsQ

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

Ohwow.
This is too much intellectualism for so early in the AM. Perhaps I should travel back in time to get a good handle on the leanings of my fellow FReepers from the Night Before.

Or not.