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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


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To: Tax-chick

I will do that. I will now take my silly self to bed!

See ya tomorrow!


1,201 posted on 07/27/2011 5:14:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Tax-chick

I forgot gay, and his wife is a “beard” as Travis McGee calls her ;-)


1,202 posted on 07/27/2011 5:32:26 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face

Prayers up fer yoo!


1,203 posted on 07/27/2011 5:33:11 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

There are always more bad things to say about Zero.

I’m going to go clean my glasses and then put my feet up. I have a new biography of Lawrence of Arabia from the library.


1,204 posted on 07/27/2011 5:44:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

Smart move.


1,205 posted on 07/27/2011 6:40:38 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick
funny-car-photos-road-hazard-bump-rocks

I know where this image was taken, from the old Wakefern warehouse in Middletown NY.

1,206 posted on 07/28/2011 4:19:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Looks depressing.


1,207 posted on 07/28/2011 4:47:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker; Anoreth; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; ...

1,208 posted on 07/28/2011 4:49:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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"See ya tomorrow!"

'Face, you worry me, even when I think you're okay.

1,209 posted on 07/28/2011 4:50:50 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It’s only 4:30 a.m. in that alien time zone where ‘Face lives. But hot, I’m sure. I was listening to the Jerry Doyle show from Las Vegas yesterday, and their forecast low was 85.


1,210 posted on 07/28/2011 4:55:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

It is very mild and pleasant here at the moment, but the kettle is situated over a slow fire.


1,211 posted on 07/28/2011 4:59:38 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: Tax-chick

It is.
New York raised the tax rate on businesses, and Wakefern closed.
To get ANY business NY has to do gimmicky ‘tax incentives’ which dry up after awhile and force the suckered in businesses to relocate.
Again.


1,212 posted on 07/28/2011 5:03:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob

And the weather is crummy in New York, too.


1,213 posted on 07/28/2011 5:06:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Hey, somebody has to live there.
Otherwise, it would be a big blank spot on the map.


1,214 posted on 07/28/2011 5:07:59 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

On a topographic map, it would have lines!


1,215 posted on 07/28/2011 5:09:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Fangs, Hottie!


1,216 posted on 07/28/2011 5:39:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, Bob, I often worry me, too. Brains and beauty in the same package? InCREBado!

;oþ


1,217 posted on 07/28/2011 5:42:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s currently 87 where ‘Face lives, and the dewpoint is 53. Ugh. Not going anywhere today. (joke.)


1,218 posted on 07/28/2011 5:43:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

82 here. I need to go water the vegetables. The son who was supposed to go clean up the dog-plotz seems to have fallen into bed again. I believe I’ll ask Pat to do it and make Bill pay him!


1,219 posted on 07/28/2011 5:45:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ohyah...and the sun isn’t up yet.


1,220 posted on 07/28/2011 5:46:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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