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To: Lazamataz
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats "I carved my name into the side of his pretty little coup just 4 wheel drive... I Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8
36 posted on 06/07/2011 4:26:51 PM PDT by stilloftyhenight
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To: stilloftyhenight
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats "I carved my name into the side of his pretty little coup just 4 wheel drive... I Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!"

I'd hit that, BECAUSE she's crazy.

41 posted on 06/07/2011 4:30:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Anthony Weiner is a little cocky.)
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To: stilloftyhenight

coup just 4 wheel drive = souped up 4 wheel drive


42 posted on 06/07/2011 4:31:09 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: stilloftyhenight
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats "I carved my name into the side of his pretty little coup just 4 wheel drive... I Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!

Dude: "Yeah, officer, thanks for coming. You see, I'm pretty sure my ex-girlfriend vandalized my truck." (points to seats)

Officer: "C-A-R-R-I-E, huh?"

Dude: "Yeah, that's the girl's name. Here's her picture on my cell phone, and here's her address."

Officer: "Okay, my partner and I will stop on by that address."

Dude: "What happens next?"

Officer: "We'll need you to fill out a police report. After that, we'll issue her a summons to appear where you can present your evidence that she did this. Looks like an open and shut case. Officer Kramer here will take your report. You and your new girlfriend try and have a nice night."

86 posted on 06/07/2011 8:25:40 PM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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