I'd hit that, BECAUSE she's crazy.
coup just 4 wheel drive = souped up 4 wheel drive
Dude: "Yeah, officer, thanks for coming. You see, I'm pretty sure my ex-girlfriend vandalized my truck." (points to seats)
Officer: "C-A-R-R-I-E, huh?"
Dude: "Yeah, that's the girl's name. Here's her picture on my cell phone, and here's her address."
Officer: "Okay, my partner and I will stop on by that address."
Dude: "What happens next?"
Officer: "We'll need you to fill out a police report. After that, we'll issue her a summons to appear where you can present your evidence that she did this. Looks like an open and shut case. Officer Kramer here will take your report. You and your new girlfriend try and have a nice night."