[Lazamataz]

I was accused of having girlfriends by my ex (I had none); it’s their favorite tactic.

True.

But the plausability falls more to the wife, with this being written on an SUV in a hotel parking lot.

[Loud Mime]

There’s a good possibility the wife was wrong. Look at the license plate, it’s from the Boulder area in Colorado.

The odds are that the hubby was with his boyfriend.

I’m kidding.....