I don’t know, my wedding was pretty ‘genuine’, and I might eventually have to spend 50K just to overcome the psychological trauma; it involved a Justice of the Peace, a ‘Sex Instructor’ T-shirt, and a groom who accidentally said ‘awfully’ instead of ‘lawfully’...But hey, we just hit ten years so obviously something went right!
Don’t fret. Despite being a white boy, I lapsed into ebonics and proclaimed, “I be wed”.
That sounds like something hubby might’ve done to make me crack up...we went the JotP route also. Frankly, it was much less stress! And we had plenty of entertainment watching the guy before us nearly keel over from the blood draw in the lab, too.