Bad news, ransom; In addition to the genetic brain lesions and steel crushing jaws, most pits now come standard with a Laser Beam Attached to Their Frickin' Heads.

Dobes have laser eyes but the rest is petty low tech.
[bone-snapping jaws (non-locking version) genetic psycho brain mutations and of course, spikes and whips]

I'm gonna check if Laser head mounts are available as an option.
:)