Because it consumes the killer hot dogs for you??
Well, I was going to tell him that I never meant to bring home a pit bull, that I had vetoed a couple of pits my husband picked out, and I darn near returned Swiper when I figured out his backround.
I would have missed out on the most amazing dog I’ve ever owned, if I had done that. I have been fond of all of my dogs over the years, but Swiper is the only one who I would call a blessing. I don’t own him because he makes me feel ‘bad’, or ‘special’, but because he is a truly amazing animal.
That’s what I would have told him, if he cared, but I think he ran off. Maybe it was all the words...