“Freedom Peppers”
A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, “Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?” He pronounces it “jo-la-pen-o,” not “ho-lo-peen-yo.”
The cashier says, “Sir, that’s not what those peppers are called.”
The man replies, “Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please.”
The cashier responds, “That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers.”
LOL ..... thanks, Dubya.