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To: raygun

Personally, they should leave in the woods (after shutting of her cell phone service) until she comes out cold, dirty and hungry crawling on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness.

Or surround her with speakers blaring Lawrence Welk music until she cries uncle.

Either works for me. I’m worried that a SWAT Team might shoot a neighbor’s dog or some errant camper or woodcutter, so sending them seems a poor choice.

It won’t be pretty if she actually feathers one of those guys from a hidden position and a 15 year old girl might be that bat guano crazy.


48 posted on 05/26/2011 6:10:17 PM PDT by Valpal1 ("No clever arrangement of bad eggs ever made a good omelet." ~ C.S. Lewis)
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To: Valpal1

Valpal1 said: Personally, they should leave her in the woods (after shutting of her cell phone service) until she comes out cold, dirty and hungry crawling on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness.

Or surround her with speakers blaring Lawrence Welk music until she cries uncle.

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That would work.


54 posted on 05/26/2011 6:37:47 PM PDT by Joya (Jesus is coming back. Something to look forward to, it is more than enough.)
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To: Valpal1
Personally, they should leave in the woods (after shutting of her cell phone service) until she comes out cold, dirty and hungry crawling on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness. Or surround her with speakers blaring Lawrence Welk music until she cries uncle.

That's one of the funniest things I've read on FR. I'm hoping you work at Gitmo.

64 posted on 05/26/2011 7:30:28 PM PDT by ladyjane
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