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Queen Elizabeth and Princess Kate were out driving in the family Bentley when they were overtaken by highwaymen. The thieves demanded all their jewels, but the ladies insisted that they weren't wearing any. After searching them, the thieves decided to settle for the car, and left.

As the Queen and Princess were walking back to Buckingham Palace, the Queen asked Kate "Weren't you wearing a diamond ring when we left?" Kate said "Yes, I was. But when I saw the thieves, I hid it up my... well, you know. But weren't you wearing that sapphire necklace Prince Philip gave you?" The Queen answered "Yes, but when I saw the thieves, I put it up my...well, you know." They walked a little further and then the Queen added, "It's a shame we didn't have Michelle Obama with us; we could have saved the Bentley!"