The British papers are already worried Princess Kate is looking too thin and Michelle Obama's floral dress was a bit too similar to the Queen's.
Posted on 05/24/2011 9:53:21 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
America's most powerful couple just met England's most popular.
The British papers are already worried Princess Kate is looking too thin and Michelle Obama's floral dress was a bit too similar to the Queen's.
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Moo is not 27, she needs them.
Reading the article I must say they learned their lesson re the gift disaster of last time. They’re quite appropriate this time and sound very nice.
Michelle. Trying to pretend she is not a pretender.
"Yea, Cosmo called again. I have only recently realized how stunning I must be."
I actually don’t blame Michelle for the hype, so my caption is a shot at those who lie to her about her looks because they are so gleeful over her anti-American views.
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Swelling?
Look at the cut of the Prince's suit: perfect. Perfect length, pressed to perfection.
Look at the other one: too big, too droopy, wrinkled.
They probably cost the same, but look how each man wears them...
The women: One outfit highlights the woman's beauty through simplicity, the other draws attention to the dress, not the one wearing it.
Royalty meets the commoners. The Royals win. TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE Royals win!
Oh, also, has anyone heard if Obama bowed to the Queen or not?
I have figured out why Michelle dresses like she does. She is color-blind. And those shoes look like the ones the Wicked Witch of the West wore.
Well, you’re right that the first thing to do is to gain twenty pounds. That’s what I did when I was very thin and we couldn’t conceive—I acted like a broodmare, relaxed, ate, relaxed some more, slept, ate, had fun—and after twenty pounds I had started a baby. For a woman in Kate’s high-stress position it’s understandable that she lost weight leading up to the wedding, but most people gain some afterward.
Cause her balls are so big?
That’s just wrong. ROFL
No, she never wears stockings or tights. I think she feels that the massive amount of grease she applies to her legs makes her look oh so sexy and fashion forward. Plus it helps to slide on those pants and skirts that are 5 sizes too small.
Oh my gosh...hair on her legs? I can’t look! There is a pic floating around of a very recent speech she gave where she wore the ever popular sleeveless dress.... and it looks like a mass of gnarly pit hair is on display. Doesn’t look photo shopped either. So...who knows? Maybe her hair grows REALLY FAST like Richard Nixon’s 5:00 shadow?
She always has a 5:00 shadow on her upper forehead...right before the wig hat starts.
Excuse me....I think I may have to barf.
Those shoes look like the Wicked Witch of the West’s shoes!
Anyway here is the caption:
Kate: Thank you very much for the lovely gift. So thoughtful of you to give us a framed copy of your VOGUE cover.
Wills: Well if you must know, it’s about this long. And, bloody Hell man, I keep telling you that I won’t go into the water closet with you!
Now wait a minute......from what I get of the taste of Freerepublicans, Kate is perfect.
However, they wouldn’t want their daughters that thin.
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