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To: Lucky9teen
My little dog was chewing on somthing out in the back yard.
I went out and saw it was a shingle.
I said, “What are you eating?”
He replied, “Roof”
Realizing my dog had grasped the English language, I asked him, “When will Jesus return?”
He replied, “No one but our Father in heaven knows the date or time, it could happen in the next second or in one thousand years.”
I said to him, “My faith is Christ remains as always. I am ready. Let God’s will be done.”
He said, “Mine too, but can I have another dog cookie for being honest?”
I gave him one.
To: Lucky9teen
Isaiah 26:19 (KJV) Thy dead [men] shall live, [together with] my dead body shall they arise.
Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew [is as] the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead.
Zombie warning level: RED
To: Lucky9teen
Before I got to your list of songs, the first one to come to mind was Gimme Shelter.
33 posted on
05/20/2011 8:52:20 AM PDT by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
35 posted on
05/20/2011 8:55:09 AM PDT by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
Blue Oyster Cult — Don’t Fear the Reaper
36 posted on
05/20/2011 8:55:52 AM PDT by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: Lucky9teen
37 posted on
05/20/2011 8:55:57 AM PDT by
Psycho_Bunny
(Public employee unions are the barbarian hordes of our time.)
To: Lucky9teen
38 posted on
05/20/2011 8:57:18 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(The stench of dependency is a sickening smell. Strive to become an asset, not a liability.)
To: Lucky9teen
41 posted on
05/20/2011 8:59:48 AM PDT by
TomGuy
To: Lucky9teen
Will the world end before 2pm on Saturday? I just asking because we are having a yard sale and we want to get whats left over back into the garage.
42 posted on
05/20/2011 9:01:09 AM PDT by
Mr. Jazzy
(The United States Marine Corps, your greatest friend or your worst enemy. YOU choose.)
To: Lucky9teen
46 posted on
05/20/2011 9:04:34 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
47 posted on
05/20/2011 9:05:34 AM PDT by
Betis70
(Bruins?)
To: Lucky9teen
49 posted on
05/20/2011 9:06:10 AM PDT by
Psycho_Bunny
(Public employee unions are the barbarian hordes of our time.)
To: Lucky9teen
you know the worst part about the rapture?
democrats will control the country.
(i guess explains the great tribulation thing tho)
54 posted on
05/20/2011 9:08:12 AM PDT by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: Lucky9teen
If it means I get to avoid watching another Rangers’ bullpen meltdown....then I say “Bring it On!”
56 posted on
05/20/2011 9:09:12 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Lucky9teen
22. Blue Öyster Cult - Don’t Fear The Reaper
57 posted on
05/20/2011 9:10:54 AM PDT by
null and void
(We are now in day 848 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
To: Lucky9teen
58 posted on
05/20/2011 9:12:54 AM PDT by
dragonblustar
( I stand with Israel!)
To: windcliff; onedoug; raven92876
59 posted on
05/20/2011 9:14:57 AM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: Lucky9teen
70 posted on
05/20/2011 9:23:21 AM PDT by
Psycho_Bunny
(Public employee unions are the barbarian hordes of our time.)
To: Lucky9teen
Make your own customized Barbra Streisand song. Only at
GoBarbra.com
To: Lucky9teen
"Six pints of bitter," said Ford Prefect to the barman of the Horse and Groom. "And quickly please, the world's about to end."
...
So the barman said, "Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it," and started pulling pints.
He tried again. "Going to watch the match this afternoon then?"
Ford glanced around him. ""No, no point," he said, and looked back out the window.
"What's that, foregone conclusion then, you reckon, sir?" said the barman. "Arsenal without a chance?"
"No no," said ford, "it's just that the world's about to end."
"Oh yes, sir, so you said," said the barman, looking over his glasses this time at Arthur. "Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did."
Ford looked back at him , genuinely surprised.
"No, not really," he said.
88 posted on
05/20/2011 9:41:32 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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