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THE OFFICIAL LAST FRIDAY EVER BEFORE DOOMSDAY SILLINESS THREAD

Posted on 05/20/2011 8:31:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: null and void

Tom Waits - “The Earth Died Screaming”


81 posted on 05/20/2011 9:33:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Hoffer Rand

Dammed decent of you...


82 posted on 05/20/2011 9:34:24 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 848 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
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To: null and void

Skeeter Davis—The End of The World


83 posted on 05/20/2011 9:36:35 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: ErnBatavia

Allen West’s rebuttal to the butt-in-chief’s comments about Israel today....”If Barry wants Israel to return to 1967 borders, how about we return the USA to 1860 and he can be a slave!!!”

HA


84 posted on 05/20/2011 9:36:40 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen
Make your own customized Barbra Streisand song. Only at GoBarbra.com
85 posted on 05/20/2011 9:39:17 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Lucky9teen

Tom Waits - nothing better than “The Piano has been Drinking, Heavily, not Me”


86 posted on 05/20/2011 9:40:59 AM PDT by elcid1970 (Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’ll do it now...

All who believe they MAY be raptured check in and say so; so we can ping you and see if your gone and also tell us addresses so we can inherit ur worldly goods...Seriously leave the cash in kitchen cabinets for us.


87 posted on 05/20/2011 9:41:10 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (Allen West 2012 Make it happen!)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Six pints of bitter," said Ford Prefect to the barman of the Horse and Groom. "And quickly please, the world's about to end."

...

So the barman said, "Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it," and started pulling pints.

He tried again. "Going to watch the match this afternoon then?"

Ford glanced around him. ""No, no point," he said, and looked back out the window.

"What's that, foregone conclusion then, you reckon, sir?" said the barman. "Arsenal without a chance?"

"No no," said ford, "it's just that the world's about to end."

"Oh yes, sir, so you said," said the barman, looking over his glasses this time at Arthur. "Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did."

Ford looked back at him , genuinely surprised.

"No, not really," he said.

88 posted on 05/20/2011 9:41:32 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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To: GSWarrior
Make your own customized Barbra Streisand song.

We've only got 30 hours left on the planet. Why would we want to spend our last hours torturing ourselves?

89 posted on 05/20/2011 9:42:09 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!

Don’t forget to feed my fish.


90 posted on 05/20/2011 9:43:02 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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It's rapture grammar time!

Rapture is lowercase. The industry style book is Hudson’s The Christian Writer’s Manual of Style primarily for books in the Christian market. The writer has an extensive list of theological words and terms showing whether to cap or lowercase.

Now back to the thread.

91 posted on 05/20/2011 9:43:09 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTA!!! (In Before The Apocalypse) XD


92 posted on 05/20/2011 9:43:09 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: GSWarrior

It’s for those who are left behind.


93 posted on 05/20/2011 9:44:04 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: r-q-tek86

“Blue Oyster Cult — Don’t Fear the Reaper

I’ve always thought that song needed a little more of something, but I can’t figure out exactly what...”

More xylophone, perhaps? ;)


94 posted on 05/20/2011 9:44:33 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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To: Hoffer Rand

I will feed fish,chickens,cats,dogs just leave THE CASH IN THE KITCHEN CABINETS.


95 posted on 05/20/2011 9:44:40 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (Allen West 2012 Make it happen!)
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To: Hoffer Rand

It’s for those who are left behind! Five months of nothing but Babs.


96 posted on 05/20/2011 9:45:02 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: GSWarrior

Well, that does qualify as the Great Tribulation.


97 posted on 05/20/2011 9:46:18 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Hoffer Rand

And don’t forget to go to the bank OR LEAVE your online bank passwords by puter. Also leave all the gold from your safety deposit box (THEY CLOSE AT 5 TODAY HURRY GO) so Obama does not get it.


98 posted on 05/20/2011 9:47:21 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (Allen West 2012 Make it happen!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Black Sabbath - “After Forever”


99 posted on 05/20/2011 9:49:23 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

They made fun of Noah so justincase tell all to leave there worldly goods in their kitchen cabinets.


100 posted on 05/20/2011 9:49:30 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (Allen West 2012 Make it happen!)
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