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THE OFFICIAL LAST FRIDAY EVER BEFORE DOOMSDAY SILLINESS THREAD

Posted on 05/20/2011 8:31:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!

I’d reply but I’m deep in my super secret deeeeeep underground bunker in the back yard and my computer cable won’t reach the surface.

Breaking news: WORLD ENDS at 6:00, film at 11:00


101 posted on 05/20/2011 9:54:34 AM PDT by oneolcop (Lead, Follow or Get the Hell Out of the Way!)
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To: oneolcop

Washington Post headline: “World ends, women and minorities hit hardest”


102 posted on 05/20/2011 9:55:29 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Actual Headlines

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Stud Tires Out
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Deer Kill 17,000
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Air Head Fired
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Include your Children when Baking Cookies


103 posted on 05/20/2011 10:04:04 AM PDT by CPOSharky (The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
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To: CPOSharky

There will be rumors of war,floods,earthquakes,calamities these are the birth pangs

The times are bad. But sadly we have not seen anything yet.
If the AC makes a appearance soon a near future date is ‘soon’ but not anyone’s to guess.


104 posted on 05/20/2011 10:11:49 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (Allen West 2012 Make it happen!)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Now I'm waiting for the end of time ..."

Paradise by the Dashboard lights
Meatloaf

105 posted on 05/20/2011 10:12:45 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Lucky9teen

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106 posted on 05/20/2011 10:15:13 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: CPOSharky

Thank you CPO...the laughs generated from this list has really cheered me up considering we are all going to die tomorrow...:-)


107 posted on 05/20/2011 10:21:26 AM PDT by EnigmaticAnomaly ("Mantra of the left: 'It's only okay when WE do it.'")
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
More xylophone, perhaps?

Your post reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in all of moviedom:

Varm milk, perhaps?

108 posted on 05/20/2011 10:42:04 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen
The End! ...We're Doomed!


109 posted on 05/20/2011 10:43:22 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: stylecouncilor

Not too soon. I´d like to sleep in.


110 posted on 05/20/2011 10:44:28 AM PDT by onedoug (If)
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To: Pan_Yan

6 p.m.? Great—the rush hour won’t be so bad in New York and New Jersey.


111 posted on 05/20/2011 10:48:31 AM PDT by Palladin (Sarah Palin in 2012!)
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To: TexasCajun

112 posted on 05/20/2011 10:52:34 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Lucky9teen

There’s a knock at the door.

The bloke goes and opens it and there’s 2 police men standing there and one holds up a picture of a woman.

“Is this your wife sir?”

The bloke say’s “Yes, that’s her”

“We’re sorry sir but it looks like she’s been hit by a bus”

“Yes I know, but she’s got a wonderful personality”
_____

Best Cop Contest

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the
President narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the FBI, and
the Chicago Police Dept. The three remaining contenders were given the
task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The FBI went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They
questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The CIA went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they
burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no
apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Chicago Police went into the forest. They came out two hours later
with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling “Okay, Okay, I’m a friggin’
rabbit, I’m a friggin’ rabbit!”
_____


113 posted on 05/20/2011 10:56:06 AM PDT by unique
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To: ShadowAce

That’s good, did you just make that up?


114 posted on 05/20/2011 11:01:21 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: r-q-tek86

Ovaltine?


115 posted on 05/20/2011 11:03:16 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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To: TexasCajun
Looks like it could be the First Lady from behind - just saying.


116 posted on 05/20/2011 11:03:35 AM PDT by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: Psycho_Bunny

underwear man does not look happy.


117 posted on 05/20/2011 11:04:38 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: sunny48
Alas, I cannot take credit for it.

I do like puns, though.

118 posted on 05/20/2011 11:07:16 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: sunny48

Wouldn’t it just be wild, a real kick in the head if the world really did come to an end?

I mean, just imagine the possibilities? Cubs could WIN the World Series???


119 posted on 05/20/2011 11:07:38 AM PDT by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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To: Lucky9teen
How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys"? I say when your dog has this look on his face!
120 posted on 05/20/2011 11:12:09 AM PDT by sunny48
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