No he’s across the road, which is a woods, but very boggy and wet. There is a pond on our side of the road. I’m pretty sure it’s a northern watersnake. Anyway I warned my wife that they are nasty and told her it feeds on birds, including her beloved goslings (who will grow to defecate all over our driveway and yard) but she’s pledged to run him over next time she sees him to protect the little sh*tters.
Had geese on the farm, they crap as big as a dog and several times a day...sometimes they would deposit on my side door steps..There is an old saying about food poisoning......it’ll go through you like shit through a Christmas goose....
Just shoot the thing. And if you can’t do that, for what ever reason, thank God yur wife has the smarts to run it over.