That is the very rare muslimous baracazoid hussieiuos obamainous black snake. No one knows the history of this snake, it’s past and where it came from are a mystery that continues to this day....
If it was anywhere near me it would be called a Dead Snake.
It’s Dewey ... the senior partner in the law firm Dewey, Cheetham & Howe.
Bill Clinton sex toy - just hold him by the ears and watch Billy go into action...
Or as Lewis Grizzard once called them, “Copper headed water rattlers”.
LLS
Obama. Don’t even touch it with a stick.
Especially if it offers you an apple.
“What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain’t too g**damned beaucoup.”
Private Eightball
“Full Metal Jacket”
Barack want to make the snake his herpetologist czar.
looks similar , color and markings. Northern water Snake
http://www.ctherpconsultant.com/images/water_snake_gmaz.jpg
Sidewinder?
Here’s one for you - and will give your wife the heebie-geebies.....that exact looking snake was in the trunk of my car for a couple of days.
We moved to another area of town - near a river - and I took all my stuff out of the trunk and into the garage to move stuff back and forth for the move.
After we moved -I put all my stuff (work bags,etc.) back into the trunk.
So, I’m at a job and had to put stuff in my trunk and had a few people there helping.....we started loading stuff into the trunk and I touched something warm and backed off and looked - and there it was - a 3 1/2-4 ft coiled snake in my trunk that looks like your snake picture.
Um, I’m not going near it again, so I got someone who (thank goodness)liked the Crocodile Hunter to get it - he grabbed it by the tail and walked it out to a drainage ditch - that sucker was flailing away trying to get him. The guy was giddy - the rest of us were freaking out....
I proceeded to tear the car apart before I went on my ‘once innocent’ merry way - no other snakes were found. I hate snakes!
I don’t think it was poisonous but that guy was big. We’ve had diamond headed snakes near the house but this one had a smooth head.
We even had a garter snake IN the house - I chopped that sucker up so quick with a Ginzu knife he didn’t know what hit him - each piece wiggled even after it was chopped- gross-gross-gross.
My DH likes snakes - I want them all D-E-A-D - dead!
Northern Water Snake. Lucky sighting. I’ve lived in Massachusetts all my life, and chased snakes since I was a boy, and never even seen one.
Leave it alone; it keeps rats and other pests in check, and is harmless to humans as long as you don’t play around with it.
I remember reading a story about servicemen in Vietnam. When they came on a snake,some would yell SNAKE and everyone would scatter, with some running into trees.
The only good snake is a dead snake.
Looks just like my ex’s attorney! No, seriously.