Based on Huge Porn Stash Recovered, CIA Believes UBL Acted Alone

The Borowitz Report ^ | May 13, 2011 | Andy Borowitz

[ottbmare]

Pretty good!
A Facebook “friend” writes that if the CIA really wanted to discredit Osama in the Muslim world, saying that he had a cache of porn wasn’t the best way to do it; instead they should have released “information” that he had a collection of Barbara Streisand videos and obsessionally watched “Yentl.”

[cicero2k]

I’ll bet the CIA has to examine every scene for hidden communication. Perhaps interview actresses to get their take.

[Bean Counter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

[Bean Counter]

Burka Girls Gone Wild...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WL5f0c7s7Q

[Bean Counter]

Mohammed Brand Condoms...??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d87nDX2t8

[BwanaNdege]

This must be satire, but I do hope that the CIA & DOD are chscking for this:

http://www.marcofolio.net/how_to/hide_files_in_jpg_files.html

“Hide files in JPG files

This is a perfect way to hide secret files and messages in an innocent looking JPG file. Try it for yourself; Save the picture below to your harddisk and open it there. When opened, it’ll probably open with the standard image viewer. Now, close the application, right click the JPG file and open it with WinRAR. Can you see the hidden file? How to create such an hidden message on your own, click on “Read more...”

[Mr. Blond]

There’s a sub-plot in the movie Middle Men about how the CIA was able to target Al-Qaeda based on their regular online porn viewing habits. That may also have been satire, but it’s funny.

[Allegra]

LOL!

[Allegra]

Top 10 porn titles in osamas collection

Every one of those is freakin' hilarious!

[edzo4]

Thanks I tried to post it as a sperate thread but the mods pulled it in about .5 seconds