[VRW Conspirator]

It will be useless. The captain will call for a starboard turn and it wil turn to port, always.

[mike2880]

It is actually one of the first government cruise ships. It promises wonderful cruises at no cost. Once on board the ship never leaves the dock. You just listen to Obama speeches for 2 weeks while you eat granola. The ship crew of 10,000 ( most no shows) will receive lifetime pensions for their participation.
At the end of the 2 weeks you will receive a bill for $ 150,000 each, due to cost overrun due to Bush. If your rich enough to even think of going on a cruise it only your fair share.