Photoshop very loosely based on actual incident. But still funny.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
Awesome!
Sounds like they let him off pretty easy.
http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/crime-courts/2010-11-26/shoplifting-suspect-stabs-marine
He should have been watching where he was walking with that knife. You never know when a curb is going to jump up and trip you near a group of Marines.