[normy]

Pretty simple really

Coke drinkers tend to see themselves as citizens of America

Pepsi drinkers see themselves as citizens of the world.

Coke drinkers work hard and play hard

Pepsi drinkers are dope smoking left wing political activists

Coke drinkers vote Republican and love the Constitution

Pepsi drinkers love the new "Choice of a new generation" Barack Hussein Obama and Communism

Bet you didn't know you could get all that from what soda people drink did ya?

RC Cola and Dr. Pepper drinkers tend to be Tea Partying Libertarians who want you to leave them alone and get the hell out of their country (meaning the State they live in).

[raccoonradio]

I don’t fit the stereotype, as a Pepsi drinker. I am a citizen of America (though admittedly the Pepsi rebranding in ‘08 to look kinda like the Obama “O” was not pleasing to me). I work and play hard and am a conservative and vote Republican.

To paraphrase the SNL skit based on the Billy Goat Tavern,
for me it’s “No Coke, Pepsi”. Though diet Coke with lime is OK.

[x]

That doesn't fit very well with what the article says.

Essentially you're saying that Coke drinkers are Southerners or rural folks and Pepsi drinkers are Northerners or big city people.

Or maybe it's the similarity of Pepsi's logo with Obama's.

But that doesn't really work.

Coke has a massive captive audience in the Southeast. People there would probably much rather drink some off-brand competitor than Pepsi.

But apart from that, in the country as a whole, "Pepsi" is kind of a silly name. It's the sort of word grandma might have used.

So those sophisticated urban cosmopolitans order Coke a lot more than Pepsi. The further you get from Atlanta the more likely it is that your poor, stay-at-home country mice drink Pepsi or RC or the supermarket generic and the affluent, elitist city mice buy Coke.

And didn't Jimmy Carter refer to the Coca-Cola company as his State Department when he ran for President?

[Dacus943]

LOL!

Here's one:

Coke drinkers have big penises!

Pepsi drinkers are big pricks!

[ThomasThomas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfU17niXOG8

Coke drinkers like international sing a longs on hills sides.