LOL! Literally, I laughed out loud. How about talking with your mouth full on a cell phone while you are wearing a hat indoors?
Hubby and I were at Five Guys a couple months ago. An attractive young couple (mid-twenties) came in a few minutes after us and took a table near us. Both well dressed, clearly very into each other, started singing along with the music, enjoying each other’s company, cute couple, having a good time. Right until the food arrived. She had her back to me, but I had front row seats to watching him chew with his mouth open, stuff way too much food into his mouth, then continue to sing along with the music and talk and laugh with her, while continuing to stuff, chew, and swallow. I was grossed out from where I was sitting. I honestly don’t know how she managed to sit just across the table from that show without saying something. And as disqusted as I was, I was also really saddened that nobody had ever told this young man how terribly inappropriate his behavior was. At some point, it’s probably going to impact his career.