[Mr. Bird]

A conservative billionaire who opposes government meddling in business has bought a rare commodity: the right to interfere in faculty hiring at a publicly funded university.

What a beautiful non sequitur.

[Daffynition]

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

Basic economic theory suggests that the increase in demand for higher education brought about by the system of grants and loans will increase the price of higher education.