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Posted on 05/03/2011 1:27:11 PM PDT by Summus68
“you have no idea who you’re addressing. “
Troll for “I am important! Really! Honest! You’ll be sorry!”
And you know what?
You’re right, I don’t know you.
And I don’t care.
LOL!
I keep forgetting that.
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PERFECT!!!!! LOL!!!
Just tryin’ to help, Darks.. ;)
I got JUST the stuff to fix ya up right Summus68.
“WARNING - Not to be taken internally!” - Slings and Arrows
In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.
Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.
I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.
Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.
Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that’s me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don’t forget the salt, it’s important to the finished brew.
Testimonial:
“Look, man.
Feeding your “coffee” to corpses may re-animate them.
Sure, I’ve seen it happen. More than once.
That does NOT make them “zombies”.
Zombies are controllable.
You coffee-animated corpses are NOT controllable.
They are like PCP crack-fiends on overdrive and Red Bull.
Big difference.” -Humblegunner
I helped too.
Look at post 187.
I don’t know how long you’ll last, but thanks for giving me
the opportunity to pick up some great new graphics.
BTW?....Jim...our owner?....hates people who approve of abortion.
Good luck.
I LOVE that stuff!!!
Now, about that bridge that I currently have on the market....
The Gods and Goddesses of Zot do not react well to those who put on airs.
Well zotted. Style points awarded.
Sir, thank you, Sir!
He Got Him alright
LOL, bridges are optional at extra cost.
LOL! A dart? LOL!
“We used a Lawn Dart!”
Do I get one of those Senior Citizens, Tuesdays only, between the hours of 7 and 9 a.m Discounts?
I dunno, I’m not the one selling the bridge.
I suppose so.
Oh well. If not, it won’t matter. I’m still sleeping during those hours. :)
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