Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer
Can't beat that one! :)