I’m like you, jaycee!
My hubby is the total opposite. When we would buy a new car, he couldn’t wait for the first scratch so his worries would be over! It would usually happen within the first 6 months in some parking lot somewhere and he would be soooo relieved!
LOL! Now that is truly funny!
BTW, my hubby would have let out a few swear words when he got his first dent or scratch on a brand new car....LOL! Isn’t it funny how people are so different???