[JRandomFreeper]

I dropped out of that rat-race over a decade ago. Single, celibate, solvent and sane is a valid life-style.

/johnny

[jsdjason]

Think I’ll take my next date to Chick Fil-A. It’s cheap, and they put crack on the chicken :) (lines around the restaurant all times of day, no joke). If she approves then I have my wife.

[tdscpa]

If she will come over and mow my lawn for me on our first date, I would spend up to $25.