:):)THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:):)

1 posted on 04/29/2011 5:33:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 04/29/2011 5:34:02 AM PDT by CPOSharky (The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Obama said he doesn't have time for it....

BUT WE DO.....

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3 posted on 04/29/2011 5:34:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)

4 posted on 04/29/2011 5:38:51 AM PDT by goseminoles

5 posted on 04/29/2011 5:42:33 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

6 posted on 04/29/2011 5:43:06 AM PDT by Dacula

(Why do we not hear about how well, or poorly, zero plays golf?)

The AARP Negotiates with the USGA to Modify the Rules of Golf for Seniors!

Rule 1.a.5
A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. The senior should not be penalized for tall grass which groundskeepers failed to mow.
Rule 2.d.6 (b)
A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there.
Rule 3.b.3 (g)
There shall be no such thing as a lost ball; the missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty.
Rule 4.c.7 (h)
If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supercedes the Rules of Golf.
Rule 5.
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game.
Rule 6.a.9 (k)
There is no penalty for so-called “out of bounds.” If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.
Rule 7.g.15 (z)
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers’ shortcomings.
Rule 8.k.9(s)
Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impracticable for many senior golfers, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.

7 posted on 04/29/2011 5:43:43 AM PDT by CPOSharky (The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)

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8 posted on 04/29/2011 5:44:05 AM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)

FUBO!
FUMO!
FUOW!

I cannot wait for November 2012!

9 posted on 04/29/2011 5:44:28 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

Missed it this week.

But glad to be here!! Woohoo!!!

10 posted on 04/29/2011 5:45:29 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

11 posted on 04/29/2011 5:50:26 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)

12 posted on 04/29/2011 6:02:50 AM PDT by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)

13 posted on 04/29/2011 6:09:57 AM PDT by Fawn (No--bama 2012)

Where did this come from and how was it done? Did this idiot really do this???????? Or is this as phony as his birth certificate?

14 posted on 04/29/2011 6:16:42 AM PDT by laweeks

15 posted on 04/29/2011 6:21:11 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)

16 posted on 04/29/2011 6:28:34 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)

17 posted on 04/29/2011 6:30:20 AM PDT by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)

And renounced his US citizenship also.

18 posted on 04/29/2011 6:32:18 AM PDT by CPOSharky (The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)

19 posted on 04/29/2011 6:32:18 AM PDT by Bean Counter (AdMinnMod says your breath stinks...)

20 posted on 04/29/2011 6:40:55 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (Stop cap and trade fraud.)

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