Posted on 04/28/2011 10:03:15 PM PDT by tcrlaf
Comrades, a new conspiracy theory has emerged but unlike the "birthers", it is one we can and should (and will) embrace.
I am talking about the RACERS, or those of us who cling obsessively but correctly to the idea that all criticism of Dear Born-in-Hawaii Leader Obama has no basis in reality but is purely an expression of racism.
This term has its origins with an enemy of the people but like any good prog, I don't care, I just take what I think is necessary to promote the common good.
Now, many of you reading this are asking (not to mention those of you who chronically talk to yourselves are also asking) exactly what IS a RACER?
What motivates a RACER?
How do I become a member of such an influential and correct-thinking group such as RACERS?
Well, simply put a RACER believes that ANY criticism of President Barack Obama, whether for logical, rational reasons like....
well, there aren't any of these...
or for stupid, irrational reasons like the high gas prices that GW Bush caused and Obama is bringing down, or the high unemployment rate which GW Bush caused and Obama is bringing down, or all the stupid wars that GW Bush started and Obama... (well, you get the idea)... anyway, people who blame Obama for these things are not doing so because they have been unemployed for a couple of years and had to sell their car to pay for gasoline (the idiots coulda just traded it in for a new Chevy Volt) but simply because THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE!
See, it just doesn't make any sense to blame the president for this kind of stuff because they never did so to any of the inferior white presidents.
So if somebody laughs when Obama says there are 57 states or "corpseman", he or she is not laughing because there aren't 57 states or the word is pronounced "core-man", they're laughing because THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE!
And if your neighbor is pissed off because gasoline is now up to $4.00 $5.00 $6.00 a gallon, he or she is not really pissed off because of that, he or she is pissed off because a half BLACK GUY IS PRESIDENT and THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE!
I think we can all (even the ones who chronically talk to themselves) discern the pattern here: THE ONLY REASON TO DISLIKE PRESIDENT OBAMA IS AN INVETERATE, BITTER HATRED OF BLACK PEOPLE!
I suspect that some of you (like the ones who DON'T chronically talk to yourselves) are a bit reluctant to embrace a seemingly psychologically disfunctional, delusional, paranoid and reality-denying conspiracy theory like the RACERS. Do not let whatever remains of your minds be troubled by this.
You will all be glad to know some very high profile idiots are jumping on the RACER bandwagon and if it is good enough for them then it is good enough for you! For example, the noted CBS dead-weight anchor Bob Schieffer recently declared his RACER bona-fides:
Boob Bob Schieffer said: "That's just code for saying he got into law school because he's black," Schieffer said on the CBS Evening News Wednesday. "This is an ugly strain of racism that's running through this whole thing."
Comrades, I am so proud to see a white guy who reads off a teleprompter for a living sticking up for a black guy who reads off a teleprompter for a living, aren't you?
I cannot prove it but my hunch is that there are a lot of fellow RACERS in the ranks of print and talking head journolism In fact, I wouldn't be surpised to find out that the New York Times is just lousy with RACERS not to mention just lousy. Of course, wonderful professionals that they are, they try so hard to hide this fact. Hopefully, having a opinion leader like Scheiffer whom everyone loves and respects will give more of them the courage to speak out.
Conversely, the entertainment industry is even lousier (with RACERS, that is) and they have made no attempt whatsoever to hide it. The well known frightener of cats and dogs comedienne Janeane Gawdawfulo is an obsessive, virulent, spittle-flecking RACER and is proud of it!
The once and future sportscaster who some of his entourage have said is just as good as Murrow, Keith Olberman, is a RACER who once announced races!
And, thanks to the unfairness of people blaming the bad Bush economy on Sainted Obama, more are coming out of the closet. Just recently, the noted non-racist entertainer Whoopi Goldberg announced to the hundred or so people watching:
Whoopi Goldbrick Goldberg said: “I’m getting tired to trying not to find things slightly racist. It is very difficult, on a daily basis, to see this stuff and not say, you know, this is what it is. I have been raised to think, ‘Well, maybe that’s not what they mean. Let me figure it out.’ But, being black, when you say, ‘Y’know, this is racist,’ 9,000 people say, ‘Oh, you’re just playing the race card.’ Well, you know, I’m playing the damn card now.”
“You know how Donald always says, ‘People are laughing at us, thinking we don’t have it’? Here’s one of the reasons they’re laughing at us, Donald. When you show such insane disrespect to the president of your country, other countries think we’re idiots.”
Now, there may be some straw men and women out there who have taken time out from harassing President Obama to come here and say, "But didn't Whoopi show a lot of disrespect to President Bush? What did other countries think of that?" Let me just indulge in a bit of the president's favorite pile of bullshit rhetorical device and note that because Bush was an idiot, other countries would have thought we were idiots if we didn't disrespect him. And besides, Bush was white so any criticism of him was not racially motivated.
You don't want to be associated with those crazy RACERS, those CWAZY people who think all criticism of Obama is RACIST, do you, Mr. and Mrs. America?
You're not CRAZY like they are, are you?
You want to be associated with the popular, accepted folks, not those crazy RACERS, right?
(Alinsky Democrat-Style MEME CREATION ON)
You damned right I’m a racist!
That’s what they say...
The left are a big bunch if bigots. A bigot is “A prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own.” These people are so narrow minded they cannot envision anyone disagreeing with Obama so it can only be racism.
The seminar pundits are right. This is all about race. We are “racers!”
We are racists!
We are for the supremacy of the Human Race against this global neo-Marxist monstrosity at war against us.
No problem.
If you, too, resent and are getting testy about being mugged constantly by do gooders that simply can't spend enough of other people's money, we can be hateful, homophobic, mean-spirited, racist and racers too.
No biggie.
Sharia Law doesn't apply --- yet.
RaceCard. Don’t leave home without it!
It’s we the people, for the people by the people except for the “our people. Guess I be racer besides madder then hell.
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