[Borges]

Or Monkey Business:

Boss: Please find someone to type this.

Secretary (Marilyn Monroe): Oh can’t I try it myself this time?

Boss: Sorry it’s too important.

[dfwgator]

But here’s the Number One All-Time Movie Secretary. Ulla from the original version of “The Producers”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1f72TK0P3A&feature=related